In a Parallel (Parking) Universe

Maia and I are looking over a book at the bookstore with funny signs like this, erupting in loud chuckles in the monastically quiet setting. Some of the gems include a sign saying , "Make Three Left Turns to Go Right", "Caution--Pedestrians Slippery When Wet" and "Barf Bed & Breakfast"--which I guess would be a B & B & B.

After pouring over the images of sign puns for over a half an hour, we head into the grocery store and at check-out, after greeting our cashier, the first thing she says to us (as she points to our bag-boy) is, "His name is "As-if".
In unison, we turn to look at the bagger's name tag, which reads "ASIF".
And we just laugh, and laugh, and laugh.