Non Campus Mentis

At a family friend's house last night, Hermione and I were turned on to this. Here's an excerpt from an actual college essay:

Zorroastrologism was founded by Zorro. This was a duelist religion.

The three gods were "Good", "Bad" and "Indifferent". These beliefs later resurfaced among the Manatees.

It's revisionist history by the mentally challenged.

You know, like what we've had to put up with since the republican takeover of all that was democracy.