There is no Spoon
- This is the kind of thing that goes on in my kitchen Thanksgiving morning. Maia is going for the Guiness World Record in spoon balancing. I know--it looks more like some strange tribal initiation ritual.
- Conversation with a sister-in-law at the after stuffing party:
D: We ran a marathon in D.C. this year. It started at the Pentagon and ended at Arlington National Cemetery.
Me: Well, that makes sense.
D: Yes it does!
- Bliss and I invent a new name for the soft drink Mountain Dew:
Mountain Don't (serve to kids after dinner)