Tuesday, October 18, 2005

New Govt Seal






Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!


Thanks, Den.

4 Comments:

Blogger Rebecca said...

well done! Here, Here! r

18 October, 2005  
Anonymous ric said...

that was very clever. Made me smile.

23 October, 2005  
Blogger Morris said...

Pretty funny. Although I thought the government was all for "pulling out" when things got messy.

Mr. Morris
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23 October, 2005  
Blogger Akshu said...

ROTFLMAO

23 October, 2005  

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